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Four men in brown overalls with an auto trolley in tow arrive at Eaglet's office.
With much shaking of heads and sucky in noises....
"My my but this is a mess"
"Tis int it"
"Gona take all day this"
"All week I should think"
"Not paid to think you are"
"Eh!"
"Saying i'm fick or wot are ya"
"Well if the paint pot fits an all that"
"Hat"
"Where, what hat"
"Hat fits"
"Your not wearing an at"
"Never mind."
"Gonna take all day this"
"All week most like"
"Better get started then"
"Put kettle on"
"Oh go on, milk and two"
"And me"
"And me"
"Me too, and we got any of those Garibaldies? I likes them"
The four men, trolley en tow amble into the refreshment area to put the kettle on.......
"Oooo look, doily's"
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Two mugs of tea and a packet of Garibaldies later....
"Right then. Lets to it then. Who's got the job sheet?"
"Not me"
"Thought you ad it"
"Me too"
"Oh great. Well you go an get it then"
"Why me?"
"Cus I said, that's why. Now git to it"
One of the four gets up and heads out.....
"It's always bloody me that as to go git it. It's not fair an I bets their putting kettly back on.....grumble......grumble......grumble......"
"May as well have a cupper while we waits eh lads."
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Grumble returns with the job sheet.
"Oh great, so i'm out slavin away an all you does is drink tea. Where's mine then."
"No time for that now. You got the job sheet?"
Waving it "Here it is."
Good. Lets av a look."
After a few minutes....
"Hmmm. This can't be right surely."
"Don't call me Shirley ha ha ha ha ha."
"You trying to be funny? Well don't."
"Whats up then?"
"Teas up?"
"No. Teas over. This is up."
"What's that then?"
"The job sheet that's what. Can't be right."
"Why not?"
"Van Gough. That's why not."
"Who's he then?"
"A painter int e."
"I'm a painter."
"Ha ha ha ha ha call your work painting. You needs numbers you do."
"Shut it."
"True though. You do needs numbers. I'v watched ya."
"Right then. All seems ok. The room numbers match and the authority is right. Guess that's what this big I am suit wants then. God knows why though."
"So we doing it then?"
"Yup. And we'll need a lot of yellow."
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Moving into the room the trolley follows them in.
"Lets to it then."
"Right you are boss."
"Hoecky dokey then."
"Where we starting?"
"At the beginning."
"Well I didn't think the end now did I."
"Oh just get on with it. Look at the plan.....of course it doesn't have numbers though."
"He he he"
"Titter titter"
"Why don't you make the tea, too many cooks an all that."
"Cooks? Were' decorators. Arn't we?"
"Yes. It's an expression that means....oh never mind just get on with it."
Grumble leaves to make the tea and the others start to paint.
There is a shout from Grumble...
"No biscuits. You lot ate them all and I never got one. Why do I always miss out?"
Under breath "I wonder why."
Then louder "Go get some"
"Grumble grumble it's always me. Go do this, go get that......"
Walks off to get biccies.
The others carry on painting......
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Grumble returns......
"I got the biccies....ow!....oh bugger....oops."
"What now!"
"I'v gone an stepped in the paint pot and knocked it over. Yella paint all over the floor."
"Oh that's just great. It's always you isn't it. Something goes wrong an it's always you."
"Snigger"
"Snigger"
"Not always."
"Usually though. Well take your shoe off then and go get a rug or something to cover it up. Wer'e nearly done here. What do ya think?"
"There's sunflowers everywhere."
"Exactly. That's what was called for. Good eh?"
"Welll..... not my cup of tea."
"Speaking of which............"
"Oh yes. You got the biccies?"
"I said that didn't I."
"Well lets have a cup of tea an pack up after an go."
"Good idea. I'm sure the customer will be mightily happy with the result."
"So long as we remember to get a rug."
"Well i'll put the order in now you lot pack up and YOU (pointing at Grumble) make the tea."
"Grumble, grumble. I'm always making the tea."
They all head about their jobs.....
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